Role Models 2 Poll
I loved Role Models. It’s easily one of the most underrated comedies of the last 20 years and so when a guy I know in Hollywood heard that casting directors were quietly being told to prepare for a sequel, I lost my mind with excitement!
(Note: This post is updated with all additional information as it becomes available so keep checking back for more!)
Will There Be a Role Models 2?
Yup! And Nic Cage of National Treasure 3 is showing up, really. He’s going to play the head of a special camp where the two Role Models will visit. He’ll be big and overbearing and all that but still, ya know, Nic Cage-like so hilarious.
Plus, let’s not gloss over the fact that Paul Rudd is now a mega-huge-super-duper big star. If you’re a mother loving AVENGER then you better believe the world wants to milk you for all you’re worth.
Role Models 2 RUMORS
Yeah, by the way, that’s the plot: Paul Rudd and The Guy from American Pie will return, obviously, along with the Hot Blonde Bitch and KISS. This time, they’re going away to a special camp to be Role Models for troubled youths. It’ll be have more of a Porky’s vibe, I think, though of course this is all SUPER preliminary. One guy I know, on the condition he remain anonymous, said that Adam Sandler was looking to get involved. But only after he finishes up with Grown Ups 3. Will Smith is busy prepping for Hancock 2 but word is he wants to get back into a silly comedy vehicle like this. Awesome! (He might be banging one of the camp kid’s moms.)
McLovin will be there, as a camp counselor in training, after Rudd and American Pie Guy are once again sentenced to community service. One idea being tossed around is that they’ll accidentally discharge a gun during a school assembly – it’s topical, what can I say?
Possible Role Models 2 Names:
- Role SUPER Models
- Rolling on Acid Models
- Stationary Models
- Role Modelo Especial
- Role Models 2: The Sequel
- Role Playing Models
- Role Action Figures
- Role Muses
Who’s directing Role Models 2?
David Wain directed the first go around and then a bunch of those Wet Hot American Summer deals. That explains a lot, to be honest. Are those good? I should check them out. Right? RIGHT?!
I say, find out who is doing I Am Legend Sequel or Vampire Academy sequel and see what they can cook up. Maybe even bring in a chick. Hell, women are all the rage these days – what with them finally being tired of being raped and all – so this could be a feel good change. Or: more pie fucking. One of those two.
Role Models 2 Writers
Paul Rudd, David Wain, Ken Marino, Timothy Dowling should probably do Dracula Untold Sequeljust for fun then this.
Then more pie fucking. Maybe a donut hole up the ass while we’re at it, anything that is a baked good and sex.
Role Models 2 Pictures
Role Models 2 Trailer
Role Models 2 Release Date
April 1, 2021. I’m completely making that date up but why not? Though I think mid-August is more plausible. That generally seems to be when they release comedies like this: mid-level successes that aren’t mega huge, ya know? (The first one was released in November, though, so what the hell do I know?)
Role Models 2 Cast
Paul Rudd
KISS
The Guy From American Pie
McLovin
Will Smith
Luke Evans
The Ghost of Prince
Should you see Role Models 2?
Yes, but only after you indulge us and watch Dredd 2. This a good counterweight to pure violence: pure comedy!
Role Models 2 Box Office Predictions
Zombieland 2 is the arbitary bar for me with these things. I could see this actually going to Netflix. They have the Wet Hot American Pie Sex tie in and it’s just the right level of big. Plus, Sandler is doing well with them, ya know?
Final Thoughts on Role Models 2
Jeremy Renner showing up is the only thing better than the original cast. Actually, that’s not true, I just think you should read that article I wrote about him.
Seriously, this was a GREAT movie and they made Bad Santa 2 so why not this, part two? I can’t wait!!!
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