New York City
America’s favorite pastime has a new controversy on its hands as it’s fallen victim to the recent string of sexual harassment scandals that have embroiled Hollywood and Congress.
Several as of yet named Major League rookies have filed charges with the union accusing several also unnamed players of repeated slaps to the ass after good plays.
One player was quoted as saying “I don’t know what happened, I hit a bases clearing double and all of a sudden I had 25 players slapping my ass. Some more than once. I’d rather not name names as of yet but one player in particular who’s name rhymes with Hey Todd did it several times.”
Another star even hinted that after several slaps to the ass he received a gift basket in the mail with several items of that players memorabilia signed “Love DJ.”
The MLB and whoever the current commissioner is are said to be looking very seriously into these allegations even though they’re pretty much on TV during every game.
Chris Najdek Associated Parodies
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