The Accountant was Ben Affleck’s entry into the silent badass genre of film. And the sequel to The Accountant will be the next installment in White Men Kill Things. We’ve spoken to our industry contacts and these are the details we can reveal, so far.
*BREAKING*
It is being confirmed by other sources that a sequel is coming. Well … duh. We told you so, people. Affleck is on board because he was the bomb in phantoms, yo.
The Plot of The Accountant 2
Most people know that Ben Affleck’s big break was in Mallrats. After that, it was Good Will Hunting. He won an Oscar for writing that one, alongside his buddy, Matt Damon. It was about a smart guy who is discovered and yada yada. There was always a rumor that the early draft of the film included secret spies and shooting and a lot more action.
Really.
I absolutely believe that The Accountant was Affleck finally getting to show his version of Good Will Hunting. He plays an autistic murderer who likes numbers and whose brother is The Punisher. Oh, and Anna Kendrick is also slightly on the spectrum and also likes numbers. Attractive Retard is a new demographic for Hollywood, it seems.
In The Accountant 2, they’ll just pick up where they left off. Affleck and Punisher and Kendrick will all be buddies and murder evil gangsters as they’re on the run and all that stuff. And the super computer that Affleck bought his old best friend, also an aspie, will return as the voice who gives him missions. An Autistic version of Charlie from Charlie’s Angels, basically.
The Accountant 2 DIRECTOR
Gavin O’Connor directed The Accountant and maybe he could do the second. Or perhaps Luc Besson. He did it with Taken and all that so he’d know the notes to hit.
The Accountant 2 name is…
A number of possible titles for the second Accountant movie are being workshopped, including:
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The CPA
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The Accountant 2: Rounding Errors
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No Accounting for Taste
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Affleck Goes Full Retard
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Take Into Account The Future
The Accountant 2 Movie Cast
- Ben Affleck as Christian “Chris” Wolff
- Seth Lee as Young Chris
- Anna Kendrick as Dana Cummings
- Jon Bernthal as Braxton “Brax” Wolff
- Jake Presley as Young Brax
The POSTER for The Accountant 2
The Accountant 2 PHOTOS
The Accountant 2 TRAILER
This is the first film’s trailer. Expect a repeat but with a hint of irony.
The Accountant 2 WILL BE WRITTEN BY
Bill Dubuque will be back to write the second of this world class film series. Expect Affleck to also be involved, especially as a producer.
The Accountant 2 RELEASE DATE
October 14, 2019 is when The Accountant 2 will hit theaters. It’ll be a fine fall film. Little overhead, great potential for profit.
The Accountant 2 BOX OFFICE
The Accountant cost $44m to make and has made triple that in box office success, at $153m. And that’ll only grow in time.
This is why they keep making Taken movies. To give you an idea, here is the cost and gross for the first three Taken films:
- Taken: $22m cost; $226m box office
- Taken 2: $43m cost; $376m box office
- Taken 3: $55m cost; $326.5m box office
In total, the first three Taken films cost a combined $118m to produce and have brought in just shy of ONE BILLION DOLLARS! You just don’t find profit like that every day. Ben Affleck, in particular, needs this. Now. Or else it’ll be more shitty Batman films.
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Could this author have less class? This guy should be fired outright, or at the VERY least reprimanded, for his intolerant remarks about both the mentally different, in particular his list of sequel titles, and the “White Guys Kill Stuff” remark.
There are plenty of non-white action heroes, such as Denzel Washington, Wesley Snipes, Donnie Yen, Chow Yun Fat, Jet Li, half of the Marvel lineup, and even Keanu Reeves if you wanna get really semantical. Action Heroines are actually LESS diverse than the males it seems, so why doesn’t anybody criticize WHITE FEMALES for idolizing only Angelina Jolie, Sigourney Weaver, Scarlet Johanssen, Charlize Theron, and that chick who played Sarah Connor in the first Terminator?
These movies hail from the most tolerant country on earth, yet the demographic which actually sees the most movies happens to be white people, so that being the target shouldn’t be that shocking to anybody but the most backwards bigot.
Something tells me this entire website is a sham however, which is a shame if that is the case since this was the top search result for “The Accountant Sequel.”
I came looking for news, and all I got was some clown and his derogatory thoughts, published for all to see.
I’m with you 100%. This author is complete trash. Very amateur. There wasn’t a single thing worth reading. Hope he got what was coming to him.
Lol at the most tolerant country on Earth. You Americans sure are deluded
Great movie, I hope this is correct and The Accountant 2 is a thing but I’m actually only commenting to tell you how disappointed I am that you’re throwing around the word retard. Very insensitive, you should have more class than that.
Mr Wolf [B Affleck] vs Mr Wick [K Reeves]
Now we’re talking…
OR Mr. wolf comes into assist Mr, Wick!!
“Never go full retard…”
Thanks for using the term “Retard”. It made this article so much more endearing. Totally not needed. The article was fine without that pejorative term.
Almost nobody saw all the things going on in the original. One huge piece of the puzzle is incredibly still hiding in plain sight from general notice. Suggested title for the sequel: “The Accountant: A Puzzle Squared”
> Do you mean the puzzle of Ali, that was solved by chris without looking at the picture, or the fact that the non-verbal girl has a water cooled computer that she could hack the pentagon with, to say nothing of the female british synthetic voice? That all of the cameras at the house are on at night when he sleeps, so the voice can watch who’s coming and going? Or that whats really important isn’t what the puzzle is, it’s that you have to have all the pieces.