True Ten Girl Rating System – Standardized for Equality
For years, males have struggled to logically correlate a number score to physical beauty because all men prefer something different in the female body. The following rating system was set up to create an equal judging structure, so all males are able to communicate in a manner that fairly represents female hotness easily and consistently.
This system uses two common factors as the basis for assessment: shame or pride created after fucking, combined with alcohol use. In simple terms, how would you feel after fucking her, and how drunk would you have to be to do it. This scale is also set up so that within your age bracket, the females around you in your everyday life would rate in a bell curve.
This system can potentially work using every known female in existence, but that would create a heavy skew toward the zero score. This scale only accounts for physical beauty, including the face. We felt it would be nearly impossible to add in supplemental scoring for things like attitude, coolness, bitchiness, etc. However, you may try adding or detracting a point for total personality, but be sure to clarify before doing so. Half points are also available for scoring but must be explained and warranted.
Enjoy…
0: Unfuckable disgrace / Death from alcohol poisoning likely
1: Consider suicide / No erection possible / Counseling needed
2: Total regret / Complete whisky dick / Vomit likely
3: Humiliation / Ungodly hangover / Definite burial from friends
4: Embarrassing / Hide her from friends / Blind drunk booty call
4.5 Sober shame / Usual drunk dial booty call range
5: Nothing to brag about / Consider repeat fucking / Possibly fuck sober
6: Decent / fuck sober / Consider dating
6.5 Where you probably put your actual girlfriend if you’re being honest
7: Proud / Want to tell people / No alcohol needed
8: An average Joe’s 10 / Show her off / No visible flaws
9: Amazingly hot / Masturbate to her / Hollywood
9.99 Jessica Biel
10: Only exists in theory
