The other day on Twitter I saw #BabesForTrump trending (something like that). Anything with babes in it immediately catches my eye so I clicked and it was what I expected: some hot chicks with Trump hats on, some people posting pictures of rats and stuff, and so on. Still, I saw some hot chicks in bikinis so it was a net win of my time.
Then I got curious if there was such a group for Hillary Clinton. Granted, given Clinton’s positions on issues, finding a bunch of really hot women showing skin in support of Hillary was always going to be a stretch. Still, it’s the Internet, right? I can find a man getting fucked to death by a horse, surely I’d find some hot chicks with “VOTE HILLARY” written on their cleavage or something. There were Bernie Bros why not Hillary Hos?
NOTHING. I checked Twitter, Instagram, and Google images: zilch.
I had the idea for writing this post originally as just a troll job because I thought it’d be funny to show hot women for Trump and then a bunch of ugly women for Hillary. But, seriously, I couldn’t find hot women for Hillary. Which is odd because she has more female support than Trump so the odds are in her favor. Also, again: INTERNET HAS EVERYTHING!
Here is what I found for Hillary:
And this is is what I found for Trump:
So, if you’re a hot chick reading this and you support Hillary, send a photo. Leave a comment below and I’ll make sure to get in touch with you. I’ll blur your face and all that. Because, I’ll be honest, my vote is for sale. I live in Illinois. This state is going to Hillary no matter what, so I can vote for Mickey Mouse and it’ll mean just as much. Selling it for boobs makes as much sense as anything.
We need more posts like this on HalfGuarded
All part of my plan to slowly turn the site into a new redtube.