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The much anticipated fight between real life rivals Conor McGregor and Khabib Nurmagomedov takes place this Saturday, October 6th from the T-Mobile Arena.
There is a lot of bad blood between the Irish and Russian fighters that stems from what is most likely, excessive drinking and cocaine use.
The fight is intriguing and all of the experts have chimed in, including President and MMA expert Donald Trump.
Trump announced his support of Khabib at a press conference earlier today.
“I’m picking Habeeb…”
“It’s Khabib Mr. President”
“Khabeeeeb, Kabab, Stupid heeb, whatever his name is, will tremendously defeat Conor McGregor, President Putin has assured me of this.”
“You mean Putin is confident in his countryman?”
“No, he told me its happening. President Putin knows everything, including the future. Much like me. We have very big brains.”
Trump went on to say he’s never been wrong about a fight in his life.
“I’m always right about these things. I had Habeeb over all of his other opponents. He’s made me lot of money.”
“Are you saying you’ve made a lot of money betting on Khabib?”
“I meant Putin. Him and I hav… yes I meant Kabab. I’m done with you sit down.”
“What are some other famous fights you’ve picked correctly?”
“I had Buster Douglas over Mike Tyson, Chuck Liddell over Tito Ortiz (never bet on the Mexican fighters), and Ray Rice over Janay Rice. I never lose.”
“Do you see any way Conor can win this fight Mr. President?”
“No, none. If he does I’ll launch an FBI investigation immediately. Plus I’m nominating Brett Kavanaugh to score the fight. He’s going to be a tremendous judge for UFC. Terrific morals, great man, and a high tolerance for alcoholic beverages.”
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