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President Trump went off on the prospects of John Bolton testifying at his impeachment hearings today, stating “He knows nothing about politics!”
It seems Trump thinks the “Bolton” that opponents of the President are demanding be called to testify, is actually adult contemporary pop star Michael Bolton.
“I’ve never liked his music! What does he even know about politics? Nothing! He’s just another white singer who ripped off talented black performer’s songs and got rich off of them. I don’t like that! I have better taste than that! That’s why I listen to Kid Rock! I’m asking the Dems to allow Mr. Rock to testify on my behalf. He knows it was a perfect call. He’s also white, and he sings and raps like a white man. He doesn’t rip off black culture. No black man has even said Bawidaba! Those are white words.”
Most reporters didn’t have to heart to break the news about John Bolton (or Kid Rock for that matter) to President Trump, so we just let him continue his rant.
“I mean I don’t mind when Kanye uses Jesus’s lyrics in his songs because he’s giving him credit. He’s not just stealing white Jesus’s words and pretending they are his like Michael Bolton did to MC Hammer!”
“You mean Percy Sledge?” – Me
“Her too!” Trump
That when we all left and Trump remained at the podium for another hour and forty five minutes singing Kid Rock songs by himself.
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