UFC 189 Embedded Episode 9 has been released.  You knew there would be one more. I presume this is it. They can’t do any more, can they? THIS BETTER BE THE LAST ONE. What could episode ten even be at this point? Conor eating some pasta? Chad finding lifts for his shoes? Unless they can finally find the cellar Rory is using, I don’t really know what else they can do. It’s done, UFC. You win. You’ve hyped the PPV.

 

WE ARE ALL HYPED

 

I’m glad I appear to be upset by this. I’m not. Not really. I should learn to be more zen. Just sit back, relax, watch UFC 189 Embedded Episode 9 on my iPad because I use my iPad for everything. Maybe have a nice glass of merlot and – relax.

 

You’ll see within the highlights of the weigh-ins. Astute observers will note that the UFC already 1. Broadcast the entire weigh-ins; 2. Then released a highlight of those same weigh-ins. So … This might be a highlight of a highlight. I’m gonna guess, having not yet watched it, that the confrontation between McGregor and Faber is shown. Gee. Faber just happened to be walking by. All by himself. While the cameras were rolling. “Hey, Faber, we are filming UFC 189 Embedded Episode 9 and McGregor is just up ahead so, uh, maybe walk the other way.” And then Faber was all, “NO! You can’t tell me what to do. I SHALL WALK RIGHT UP TO THE IRISHMAN JUST AS HE’S AT HIS MOST DEHYDRATED AND MISERABLE!”

 

Then someone slipped him $10,000 and away we go! Anyways. If they show the payoff during UFC 189 Embedded Episode 9 I’ll be impressed.