The day is here where the UFC holds a press conference to make some announcements about UFC 200. What they are is speculative but let’s pretend:
- Ronda has retired but agreed to one last night – and will be fighting Tate AND Holm on the same night
- GSP is back and will fight CM Punk
- CM Punk fights GSP (see above)
- Royce Gracie is back and will fight Dan Severn
- Someone from Russia bought the whole company
- Fedor is in (see above)
- Mike Tyson will make his UFC debut and fight Brock Lesnar
- “It’s gonna be the biggest, craziest weekend ever.”
I’m confident one of these comes true.
