As an industry leader, it is incumbent upon halfguarded.com to provide to you THE best interviews ever.
Ever.
And these are most certainly the best ever. These are NOT just edited by your author to make funny jokes. This is all real.
Yeah. Let’s go with that.
Michael Bisping Interview
What are you doing right now?
I’m coming…
Wait. What?
…make no mistake…
Well…along those lines, how would you describe your sexual style?
I’m looking to hurt this guy…
Dan Henderson Interview
You’ve been successful lately. Any bedroom secrets?
I pushed a little harder…
Any thoughts on what Bisping’s butthole might be like?
I know that it’s got the potential to be a really tough…
Vitor Belfort Interview
Hey. Vitor. Wanna just talk in generic platitudes?
“This is like a title fight. Mousasi is one of the toughest fighters in the division. He’s the toughest of the guys not holding the belt, so this is like a title fight for me. With my last fight, my whole training camp I was thinking what will I do if Jacare does this, or he does that, and everything was about defense. But for this fight, we had an amazing camp and I was training what I do best and that’s the difference. Fans can expect to see the best Vitor Belfort tomorrow.”
You, Gegard? You Armenian scum bag…
“The week has been good. We made the weight and now it’s just another hurdle – and that’s the fight. Vitor is a legend. He can be dangerous and once he has you in trouble, he finishes you. But, I’m not planning to let that happen. I feel good, I feel confident that I’m going to win. I’ve fought before in the UK and Ireland – people like to make a lot of noise here so there’s going to be a great energy in the arena.”
OSP?
“Fight week has been pretty good. I’ve been staying low and taking it easy before the fight so that when the fight finally comes around, I’m ready to go out there and put on a good show. I’m looking forward to putting on a show for the fans. I’ll get it done wherever I need to get it done – if it’s standing up, if it’s on the ground – I’m going to get it done.”
Jimi Manuwa, who wouldn’t have a job if he wasn’t a Brit?
“I’m feeling good, I’m feeling confident and looking forward to it. Preparations have gone perfect for me. The weight cut was good, fitness, conditioning and everything is really good. I see tomorrow night finishing in a second round stoppage for me.”
Big tall freak? Struve?
“I feel very relaxed. I didn’t have to adjust much, coming in from Florida which was actually nice so I’m going to like fighting at 3:30am I think. I’ve been full of energy around that time of night. I’m going to be ready to take care of business tomorrow. I’m the much better fighter wherever the fight takes place – on the feet, on the ground, wrestling – we’ll see where the finish is going to be but I’m going to take him out within two rounds.”
Rando Euro Name…
“This is literally the biggest fight of my career but I don’t have any worries or any bad feelings in my heart; I’m just going to go for it. This will be an extremely tough fight.”
