UFC 210 is next month. Next. Month. Ugh, what a far away time that is. Though maybe you’re reading this after seeing me appear on the news because I shot fifteen puppies and now want insight into “WHY? Why DID he do it, Jennifer?”
Trust me, Jennifer doesn’t know. Jennifer is on TV because she’s attractive and Asian. That’s the perfect combination for TV too: female, attractive, Asian. Men like it because we all assume Asian chicks are submissive and will let us do what we want. Women like it also because they see her as submissive and thus aren’t worried she’ll actively seduce their men. Plus, we assume Asians are all smart. Not trustworthy, though: Pearl Harbor, NEVER FORGET!
With that casual racism out of the way, enjoy the preview for Cormier vs Rumble 2: This Time It’s Not Personal.
UFC 210 Video Preview
UFC 210 Card (click and you’ll see our main post/PBP)(PLEASE CLICK!)
- Light Heavyweight Championship: Daniel Cormier (c) vs. Anthony Johnson
- Middleweight Chris Weidman vs. Gegard Mousasi
- Women’s Strawweight Cynthia Calvillo vs. Pearl Gonzalez
- Welterweight Thiago Alves vs. Patrick Côté
- Lightweight Will Brooks vs. Charles Oliveira
- Welterweight Kamaru Usman vs. Sean Strickland
- Featherweight Charles Rosa vs. Shane Burgos
- Lightweight Josh Emmett vs. Desmond Green
- Featherweight Myles Jury vs. Mike De La Torre
- Light Heavyweight Patrick Cummins vs. Jan Błachowicz
- Lightweight Gregor Gillespie vs. Andrew Holbrook
- Women’s Bantamweight Katlyn Chookagian vs. Irene Aldana
- Flyweight Jenel Lausa vs. Magomed Bibulatov
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