Anaheim, Cucks-a-fornia
UFC 213 has come and gone which means the UFC ignores it completely and runs face first into the wall that is UFC 214. And us? We run too.
Because it’s cheap filler, mother fuckers.
CHEAP.
FILLER.
MATERIAL.
Let’s all watch this preview thing and be in awe at how fucking amazing this card is. And me? I have to somehow watch it on my phone as my dumbass brother gets married. Dickheads didn’t consult with me in advance as to whether there’s a PPV that night.
NEWLYWED DICKHEADS!
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9 Minutes Previewing UFC 214
UFC 214 Card
- Light Heavyweight Daniel Cormier (c) vs. Jon Jones
- Welterweight Tyron Woodley (c) vs. Demian Maia
- Women’s Featherweight Cristiane Justino vs. Tonya Evinger
- Featherweight Ricardo Lamas vs. Jason Knight
- Welterweight Robbie Lawler vs. Donald Cerrone
- Light Heavyweight Jimi Manuwa vs. Volkan Oezdemir
- Catchweight (140 lbs) Aljamain Sterling vs. Renan Barão
- Featherweight Brian Ortega vs. Renato Moicano
- Lightweight Sage Northcutt vs. John Makdessi
- Featherweight Andre Fili vs. TBD
- Flyweight Eric Shelton vs. Jarred Brooks
- Women’s Strawweight Kailin Curran vs. Alexandra Albu
- Lightweight Josh Burkman vs. Drew Dober
- Heavyweight Dimitri Smoliakov vs. Adam Wieczorek
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