Anaheim, Cucks-a-fornia
Will Tonya Evinger get beat up on Saturday? Probably. That’s her M.O. She’s tough, made out of weathered tree bark. Cyborg is made out of various things found in laboratories. Chemical things. *WINK*
This is the portion of the countdown show dedicated to two women that defy conventions: one is a she-man who has put so much testosterone in her body over the years that she’s likely more of a man than I am; the other is unhappy that Cyborg is a man, because she’s a rug munching dyke. Just a dyed in the wool lezzy. I can’t really picture Evinger marching for things like equal rights, because I mostly picture her chopping down trees and drinking Bud Lights on the back of a pickup truck, but I’m also a small minded bigot who uses words like “dyke” and “lezzy.”
Anywho. HYPE TIME!
(We Heart Tonya, for the record)
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UFC 214 Card
- Light Heavyweight Daniel Cormier (c) vs. Jon Jones
- Welterweight Tyron Woodley (c) vs. Demian Maia
- Women’s Featherweight Cristiane Justino vs. Tonya Evinger
- Welterweight Robbie Lawler vs. Donald Cerrone
- Light Heavyweight Jimi Manuwa vs. Volkan Oezdemir
- Featherweight Ricardo Lamas vs. Jason Knight
- Catchweight (140 lbs) Aljamain Sterling vs. Renan Barão
- Featherweight Brian Ortega vs. Renato Moicano
- Featherweight Andre Fili vs. Calvin Kattar
- Women’s Strawweight Kailin Curran vs. Alexandra Albu
- Flyweight Eric Shelton vs. Jarred Brooks
- Lightweight Josh Burkman vs. Drew Dober
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