Cyber security just ain’t what it used to be. Through means which we cannot disclose, we have obtained the back and forth emails between Dana White and Lorenzo Fertitta whereas it concerns the UFC’s decision to spend money to name the new giant super arena in Las Vegas (coming: 2016).
From: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Date: October 28, 2015 at 08:00:00 PM PDT
To: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
‘Zo, I heard they are selling the naming rights for that new fucking arena in Vegas. I want it. Fuck it, that thing should be ours. I don’t give a fuck what it costs, I want it.
-DW
From: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Date: October 28, 2015 at 08:15:47 PM PDT
To: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
Ok. I can get on board with that. Good publicity. Makes us look like we’re big time. Do you have any ideas?
From: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Date: October 28, 2015 at 09:20:00 PM PDT
To:Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
What about the: “Fuck You Loretta Hunt Center”
From: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Date: October 28, 2015 at 09:21:47 PM CDT
To: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
I don’t think we can swear in the name. Also, people will be confused because it doesn’t say UFC.
From: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Date: October 28, 2015 at 10:00:47 PM PDT
To: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
Fuck that, I can swear if I want. The “Mazzagatti Will Fuck Up Any Fight Garden” is perfect. Let’s everyone know we mean business and will be watching these fuckers.
From: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Date: October 28, 2015 at 10:15:27 PM PDT
To: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Subject: Re: UFC Arena NamesAgain, it doesn’t say UFC and we can’t swear. What about “The UFC Arena.”
From: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Date: October 28, 2015 at 11:00:47 PM PDT
To: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
Boring. The UFC’s Mother Fucking Huge Ass Stadium
From: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Date: October 28, 2015 at 11:05:46 PM PDT
To: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
Swearing. Again.
From: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Date: October 28, 2015 at 12:45:47 PM PDT
To: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
FUCK THIS. Fine: “You’re a Great Manager Vadummy Dome”
From: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Date: October 28, 2015 at 12:46:47 PM PDT
To: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
Well, I’m not sure it’s even a dome, to be honest, and we’re gonna be buying naming rights for like 20 years here, not sure if anyone will remember Fedor’s manager. Also, again, it doesn’t say UFC in it.
From: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Date: October 28, 2015 at 14:16:41 PM PDT
To: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
Fuck, yeah, you’re right. No one gives a fuck about Fedor. Stupid fat fuck. “In the mix field.” Can we do that?
From: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Date: October 28, 2015 at 14:18:47 PM PDT
To: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
Still doesn’t say UFC; also not a field.
From: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Date: October 28, 2015 at 16:19:47 PM PDT
To: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
“Ken Shamrock Owes Me $175,000 Arena. Oh, and this is the UFC talking.”
From: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Date: October 28, 2015 at 16:20:50 PM PDT
To: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
It says UFC in it but it’s a bit long and I’m not sure it will roll off the tongue.
From: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Date: October 28, 2015 at 17:00:00 PM PDT
To: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
UFC Stadium, brought to you buy: “I Would Have Beat the Shit Out of Tito Ortiz” Dome.
From: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Date: October 28, 2015 at 17:01:47 PM PDT
To: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
We’re back to the dome thing. But I like UFC Stadium. That’s a good starting point.
From: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Date: October 28, 2015 at 18:49:00 PM PDT
To: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
UFC Stadium: Fuck you, we’re bigger than soccer.
From: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Date: October 28, 2015 at 18:50:47 PM PDT
To: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
Swearing…
From: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Date: October 28, 2015 at 18:52:47 PM PDT
To: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
FUCK THIS! Fuck those fuckers. It’s fucking Vegas. You can buy people here – literally, I bought someone the other day. I own a human being. I should be able to name it whatever the fuck I want.
From: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Date: October 28, 2015 at 18:53:49 PM PDT
To: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
You … bought someone? Like, a slave?
From: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Date: October 28, 2015 at 18:54:50 PM PDT
To: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
Fuck no, not like a slave. They weren’t black. I’m not a racist. Fucking ginger haired Irish kid and this blonde chick.
From: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Date: October 28, 2015 at 18:55:50 PM PDT
To: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
Wait, do you mean Conor McGregor and Ronda Rousey?
From: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Date: October 28, 2015 at 19:00:47 PM PDT
To: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
Yeah, of course.
From: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Date: October 28, 2015 at 19:08:40 PM PDT
To: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
You didn’t buy them. We have a contract with them. We pay them to fight. Also, are we sure these Emails are secure?
From: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Date: October 28, 2015 at 20:09:30 PM PDT
To: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
LOL. Sure. Right. Have you seen those two? They do anything I say. Fucking fighting in Australia. Who the fuck fights in Australia? I can’t believe she fucking agreed to that. Wait, yeah, “UFC Arena: Not Australia.”
And, yeah, I have a server in my bathroom. It’s all good.
From: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Date: October 28, 2015 at 21:15:00 PM PDT
To: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
“UFC Arena: This is Fuck You Money Being Spent.”
From: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Date: October 28, 2015 at 21:16:00 PM PDT
To: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
“I’m Not Bob Arum, That Crusty Dick Arena”
From: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Date: October 28, 2015 at 21:17:00 PM PDT
To: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
Hey, why aren’t you responding?
From: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Date: October 28, 2015 at 21:30:05 PM PDT
To: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
Sorry. Was hanging out with Belfort. These are all … good. We’ll workshop them with our advertising team.
From: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Date: October 29, 2015 at 04:03:47 PM PDT
To: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
Fuck. Yeah. Get the guys who designed the Reebok shit. They’re fucking awesome. “UFC Reebok Arena Presented by Xyience.”
From: Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Date: October 29, 2015 at 04:15:30 PM PDT
To: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
… it’s 4 am don’t you sleep?
From: Dana White <IDontGiveAFuck@UFC.com >
Date: October 29, 2015 at 04:16:47 PM PDT
To:Lorenzo Fertitta <LevelHeaded@UFC.com>
Subject: Re: UFC Arena Names
Sleep is for pussies. You want to name a fucking arena or not?
ルイヴィトン 財布 スー
I completely agree…