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UFC Fight Night 95: Cyborg vs. Lansberg FREE LIVE STREAM of consciousness – UFC FIGHT NIGHT BRAZIL RESULTS & RECAP
Glaico França vs. Gregor Gillespie
Lightweight
What Happened?
– Franca showing superior boxing in the first, landing a right hand at will and hurting Greg. He’s also stuffing a lot of TD attempts from the D1 Champ.
– Greg finally gets it down and has the back with 90 seconds to go. Franca escaped out the back door. (Anal…)
– Franca tiring as the round ends, leading to a Greg punch that hurt into a TD.
– Franca lands a BIG punch. Greg is hurt. Franca flies in with a knee but Greg manages to eat it and get a TD. Damn! Franca stands. They trade a bit with Franca getting the better and Greg shoots in but without success. Finally gets it though. Ends with Franca on bottom.
GREG WON, dec.
Should You Watch?
Eh..
Vicente Luque vs. Héctor Urbina
Welterweight
What Happened?
– Luque all over Urbana. Drops him. Dead. OVER! Liqueu wins, KO.
Should You Watch?
Si, senor
Alan Patrick vs. Stevie Ray
Lightweight
What Happened?
– Patrick would take down the former WCW star and do not much but barely enough. He would do this over and over again and then won. PATRICK WINS, dec.
Should You Watch?
Never. Heavens no, never.
UFC Fight Night 95: Cyborg vs. Lansberg FREE LIVE STREAM of consciousness – UFC FIGHT NIGHT BRAZIL RESULTS & RECAP
Erick Silva vs. Luan Chagas
Welterweight
What Happened?
– Silva dropped by a left early
– Silva drops him with 20 to go. Almost got the finish but the bell rang.
2
– Silva gets kicked in the cock. Ouch. He’s ok though because Brazilian cock is tough.
– Silva doing well, dropping Chagas, pounding, in control.
– They stand. Chagas lands a big strike out of nowhere and drops Silva hard!
– Silva trying to use deep half to sweep.
– Chagas defends, mounts, goes for an armbar but kisses it. Or misses it. One of those two.
3
– Silva dancing and sticking with jabs. Out of nowhere he stuffs a TD, gets the back, CHOKE!
Silva wins, R3, sub
Should You Watch?
Sure. It was good clean wholesome fun.
Jussier Formiga vs. Dustin Ortiz
Flyweight
What Happened?
– All grappling. Ortiz did well but Formiga was simply better. Again, Ortiz deserves a ton of credit for getting out of and dealing with bad situations. But he was sucked into a grappling match and that wasn’t to his benefit.
Formiga wins, dec.
Should You Watch?
If you like BJJ, yes. If you don’t, then you’re ok missing it.
Rani Yahya vs. Michinori Tanaka
Bantamweight
What Happened?
– All grappling. Ortiz did well but Formiga was simply better. Again, Ortiz deserves a ton of credit for getting out of and dealing with bad situations. But he was sucked into a grappling match and that wasn’t to his benefit.
– Oh. Wait. That’s what I said for the last fight? Well. This was THE EXACT SAME THING!
Rain wins, dec.
Should You Watch?
If you like BJJ, yes. If you don’t, then you’re ok missing it.
Gilbert Burns vs. Michel Prazeres
Lightweight
What Happened?
– They fought. It wasn’t bad or good. I didn’t sense one guy did much more than the other. Michel seemed to have a bit of a lead.
Michel . wins, dec.
Should You Watch?
Not really
UFC Fight Night 95: Cyborg vs. Lansberg FREE LIVE STREAM of consciousness – UFC FIGHT NIGHT BRAZIL RESULTS & RECAP
Godofredo Pepey vs. Mike De La Torre
Featherweight
What Happened?
– Crazy swinging here with Pepey landing a ton. He’s hurting Mike here.
– Back take by the Brazilian. He’s in control big time. Choke… no tap!
– Another one and …. TAP!!!
Pepey wins, sub.
Should You Watch?
Hell yeah!
Thiago Santos vs. Eric Spicely
Middleweight
What Happened?
– I should mention I really hate crowds in Brazil. They are by far the most bigoted and prejudiced people on earth.
– This was never more clear than in this fight. Spicely won in an amazing first round w a rear naked choke submission. He took him down grabbed the back and sunk in the choke right away. Any other crowd would’ve at least appreciated the beauty of what he did. But the super racist Brazilians were dead quiet. Fuck them.
Spicely wins, R1, sub.
Should You Watch?
For sure. Quick and smooth.
Francisco Trinaldo vs. Paul Felder
Lightweight
What Happened?
– It was a good back and forth affair. All on the feet. Neither really dominated.
– Trinaldo landed a trike that cut Felder BAAAAAAAD!
– Just ugly bad. Blood everywhere and in a REALLY dangerous place.
– Ref stopped it in the 3rd due to the cut.
Trinaldo wins, R3, TKO
Should You Watch?
If you are bored, this won’t make you hate life. But by tomorrow evening I will probably have forgotten this ever happened.
Roy Nelson vs. Antônio Silva
Heavyweight
What Happened?
– For a round and a half, not much happened. Then BOOM!!!!! Nelson killed Silva with a punch. He hit a little GnP to follow up but was clearly hesitant.
– Nelson was angry at Big John for not stopping it and even kicked at John’s ass. That was something.
Nelson wins, R2, KO
Should You Watch?
The second round, yes.
Renan Barão vs. Phillipe Nover
Featherweight
What Happened
– It went all three rounds. More or less what one would call a point fight. Barao was the aggressor and landed more and had more takedowns. He ended up in my opinion beating the nurse to the punch all of the time.
– It was not terribly exciting but the former champion moved up a weight class and one. But he beat a guy who really is not that good. Still he won.
Barao wins. Dec.
Should You Watch?
Nah. It was lackluster.
Cristiane CYBORG! Justino vs. Lina Lansberg
Catchweight CYBORGweight (140 lbs)
What Happened?
– This went more than a round! A miracle.
– Cyborg is SOOOO much bigger.
– I was texted: I would not be surprised if a dick fell out of her shorts.
2
– More of a relentless beating from Cyborg. She has dropped her. This is brutal ground and pound. Now it is all over!!!
Cyborg wins, R2, TKO
Should You Watch?
Yes. This was what you’did expected would happen.
Quick & Dirty UFC Fight Night 95: Cyborg vs. Lansberg FREE LIVE STREAM of consciousness – UFC FIGHT NIGHT BRAZIL RESULTS & RECAP
(Winner in Bold)
- Glaico França vs. Gregor Gillespie – Lightweight
- Vicente Luque vs. Héctor Urbina – Welterweight
- Alan Patrick vs. Stevie Ray – Lightweight
- Erick Silva vs. Luan Chagas – Welterweight
- Jussier Formiga vs. Dustin Ortiz – Flyweight
- Rani Yahya vs. Michinori Tanaka – Bantamweight
- Gilbert Burns vs. Michel Prazeres – Lightweight
- Godofredo Pepey vs. Mike De La Torre – Featherweight
- Thiago Santos vs. Eric Spicely – Middleweight
- Francisco Trinaldo vs. Paul Felder – Lightweight
- Roy Nelson vs. Antônio Silva – Heavyweight
- Renan Barão vs. Phillipe Nover – Featherweight
- Cristiane CYBORG! Justino vs. Lina Lansberg – Catchweight (140 lbs)
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