Ted Constant Convocation Center
Norfolk, Virginia
I hope that headline gives you an idea of what you’re gonna be getting here: men and women doing the half-naked and thirsty thing. Then the results of them doing that thing. Then tomorrow: the reason they did that thing.
Can you believe how many websites want to go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on, filling up your life with their garbage, “Well, so and so has won his last X number of fights and blah blah blah.” Jerks. It’s like they’re just trying to make it look like they’re smart but in reality: we all can look at wikipedia, people. (Oh, and wikipedia should be lower case, I’ve decided.)
UFC NORFOLK WEIGH INS VIDEO
UFC NORFOLK WEIGH IN RESULTS
MAIN CARD (FS1, 10 p.m. ET)
- Anthony Pettis (155.5) vs. Dustin Poirier (156)
- Matt Brown (171) vs. Diego Sanchez (170)
- Junior Albini (265.5) vs. Andrei Arlovski (244)
- Cezar Ferreira (185) vs. Nate Marquardt (185.5)
- Raphael Assuncao (135.5) vs. Matthew Lopez (138.5)*
- Clay Guida (155) vs. Joe Lauzon (155)
PRELIMINARY CARD (FS1, 8 p.m. ET)
- John Dodson (135.5) vs. Marlon Moraes (136)
- Viviane Pereira (114.5) vs. Tatiana Suarez (115)
- Sage Northcutt (155.5) vs. Michel Quinones (155)
- Nina Ansaroff (115) vs. Angela Hill (115)
PRELIMINARY CARD (UFC Fight Pass, 6:30 p.m. ET)
- Court McGee (170) vs. Sean Strickland (169.5)
- Jake Collier (205.5) vs. Marcel Fortuna (205.5)
- Karl Roberson (184.5) vs. Darren Stewart (184)
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