Hey, there’s a UFC tomorrow night. I’ll admit, this one snuck up on me (sneaked?)(sneaked is the proper grammar, I’m pretty sure, but fuck it). But it’s like surprise butt sex level good because now there is fighting! Some of those fights are even entertaining looking. Until then, UFC on FOX Evans vs Teixeira (and I can’t stand typing his fucking name) weigh ins time! Enjoy the man nudity!
UFC ON FOX EVANS VS TEX WEIGH IN RESULTS
- Rashad Evans (205) vs. Glover Teixeira (205)
- Rose Namajunas (116) vs. Tecia Torres (115.5)
- Darrell Horcher (161)# vs. Khabib Nurmagomedov (160.5)
- Hacran Dias (145.5) vs. Cub Swanson (145)
- Michael Chiesa (156) vs. Beneil Dariush (156)
- Bethe Correia (136) vs. Raquel Pennington (135.5)
- Court McGee (170.5) vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio (171)
- Drew Dober (156) vs. Islam Makhachev (156)*
- John Dodson (135) vs. Manny Gamburyan (136)
- Randy Brown (171) vs. Michael Graves (170.5)
- Oluwale Bamgbose (183.5) vs. Cezar Ferreira (185.5)
- Omari Akhmedov (171) vs. Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos (170.5)
*Mr. Islam made weight but somehow a drug test result came back and he failed so he’s off the card. That’s a new one.