UFC Scotland is over, which is sad. Though if the show was still ongoing 24 hours later that would be a bit absurd (especially if the show kept on being good – every night needs to end in sleep). Some of you haven’t seen the show. This is because you’re not a good person. You don’t have the “I had better things to do” excuse because it was in the morning and afternoon. Accept that you’re scum.
But, I am a benevolent god- one who loves you and as such will now show you clips and such if what you missed. Deep down, you know you don’t deserve it. You missed UFC Scotland, I didn’t.
And you could have seen that live, as it happened.
Calderwood is adorable – like a little stuff teddy bear that can kill people but sounds sweet when she does it. If you didn’t watch, you made her sad. You wouldn’t like her when she’s sad. (Because us Dudes don’t like seeing a woman cry.) There’s a backstage interview that is so far only available on Fight Pass. That and her press conference: swoon.
(What? Not every video needs snark.)
Ok. Main-event was better in highlight form but it was still good, all things considered. The Bisping talked a bit (though not the amount of Slayings he laid down at the press conference).
Evan Dunham is shockingly OK with the fact that he almost ripped a man’s arm off. The contrast between that and “I’m going to go eat ice cream with my daughter” – these are real people, with real feelings, everyone.
Ok. That’s it. For now. If more is up, more will be up here. In closing: love each other.
My pants are around my ankles now, are you happy?