Do you think today is going to be a good day? Did you wake up refreshed and ready to take it all on? GOOD FOR YOU! Now, go on out there and win the world, make it yours, and shoot for the stars because you CAN do it, you CAN make a difference, and you can be the change you want, you just need to believe. Believe!
(I know you’re waiting for the other shoe to drop on this one, I am too.)
Look at the world – really look at the damn thing – and be thankful for all you have: the bountiful valleys of wheat that paint our nation’s great midwest, the deep and clear lakes that dot the midwest, the wide open beautiful skies of … the midwest.
(I think I know where it’s going now.)
Look at your loved ones (in my case, the dog) and smile that little crooked half smile you let out when you’re smirkingly happy. Turn off the talking heads that live in LA and NYC and turn on ice cream with the family at Dairy Queen. Get back to basics.
(Yup, I totally know now.)
Set fire to In Touch Magazine, People, and the New York Times – the tabloids have taken your soul and you paid them to do it.
(Here we go…)
AND THEN LOAD YOUR SHOTGUN BECAUSE WE GOIN’ TO WAR WITH THE THOSE UPPITY ELITES ON THE COASTS.