Sleeping in the depths, slowing rippling the water to an almost imperceptible degree, lies Jacare. Portuguese for alligator, Jacare is a deadly killer. He lulls you in, gives you the confidence that life is safe, and then…
CHOKE!
Right. OK. It doesn’t really work as well with a human as it does a lizard. Ronaldo Souza is his name but everyone calls him Jacare instead because it’s shorter, easier to pronounce, and you feel cool when you say it. Look at me: I speak the language of the poor. I’m awesome.
This is just the hype video for Jacare vs. Robert Whittaker. Wait, Robert Whittaker is fighting Jacare? I know Whittaker has run off some decent wins lately but Jacare is like #1c, or however you arrange the top of the division. So, I guess that means we either see Jacare look cool, a big upset, or maybe a shitty, grinding win by the Brazilian. It’s also possible we see something else. How would I know? If I could see the future you think I’d be wasting my talents on writing shitty little blurbs about fights?
(Probably.)
Watch Jacare prepare to eat a man at UFC Kansas City
- Flyweight Demetrious Johnson (c) vs. Wilson Reis
- Women’s Strawweight Rose Namajunas vs. Michelle Waterson
- Middleweight Ronaldo Souza vs. Robert Whittaker
- Featherweight Jeremy Stephens vs. Renato Moicano
- Heavyweight Alexander Volkov vs. Roy Nelson
- Bantamweight Patrick Williams vs. Tom Duquesnoy
- Lightweight Bobby Green vs. Rashid Magomedov
- Flyweight Tim Elliott vs. Louis Smolka
- Middleweight Devin Clark vs. Jake Collier
- Middleweight Anthony Smith vs. Andrew Sanchez
- Bantamweight Aljamain Sterling vs. Augusto Mendes
- Welterweight Zak Cummings vs. Nathan Coy
- Women’s Bantamweight Ashlee Evans-Smith vs. Ketlen Vieira
