Anaheim, Cucks-a-fornia
Demian Maia – whose name suddenly looks like it isn’t spelled correctly even though it is – like to choke people. That’s what he does. Some say it is a psycho-sexual deviancy, brought about when his first girlfriend choked him before he reached climax. Others dismiss that as me making things up. *shrug*
Before Saturday is today and for today, you get to watch him choke some bitches, with bitch being used as a pejorative for “loser.” Sadly, it still carries with it a misogynistic undertone. Not sadly, it references a funny comedy skit. Toss up as to whether I should use it – but I voted YAY.
‘ta.
UFC 214 Poll
Watch Demian Maia Choke a Bitch
UFC 214 Card
- Light Heavyweight Daniel Cormier (c) vs. Jon Jones
- Welterweight Tyron Woodley (c) vs. Demian Maia
- Women’s Featherweight Cristiane Justino vs. Tonya Evinger
- Welterweight Robbie Lawler vs. Donald Cerrone
- Light Heavyweight Jimi Manuwa vs. Volkan Oezdemir
- Featherweight Ricardo Lamas vs. Jason Knight
- Catchweight (140 lbs) Aljamain Sterling vs. Renan Barão
- Featherweight Brian Ortega vs. Renato Moicano
- Featherweight Andre Fili vs. Calvin Kattar
- Women’s Strawweight Kailin Curran vs. Alexandra Albu
- Flyweight Eric Shelton vs. Jarred Brooks
- Lightweight Josh Burkman vs. Drew Dober
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