WATCH (but don’t listen): Daniel Cormier Previews UFC St. Louis

January 9th, 2018 by Mike Coughlin

Scottrade Center

St. Louis, MO, The Midwest, USA

@HalfGuarded

 

The UFC insists on pushing this narrative that Daniel Cormier is a talented broadcasted. He isn’t. He’s garbage at his job, with poor analysis, and an annoying voice and cadence. Yes, he’s a world-class fighter and a nice guy and all that good stuff: doesn’t matter, he sucks.

 

Know who doesnt suck? Paul Felder. They should do more with him but since they haven’t yet we’re stuck with DC doing a short preview for this weekend’s UFC in STL. I actually think it’s a decent main-card, all things considered. Stephens vs Superboy isn’t a great main-event but could be an awesome fight. I’m a sucker for Jessy Jess and am a belieber in Usman.

 

(I like that typo.)

 

Don’t let Cormier and his being bad at one aspect of life turn you off; like how if Kate Upton gives poor head, you don’t then refuse to fuck her.

 

 

UFC STL CARD

  1. Featherweight Jeremy Stephens vs. Doo Ho Choi
  2. Middleweight Uriah Hall vs. Vitor Belfort
  3. Women’s Flyweight Paige VanZant vs. Jessica Rose-Clark
  4. Welterweight Kamaru Usman vs. Emil Weber Meek
  5. Featherweight Darren Elkins vs. Michael Johnson
  6. Lightweight James Krause vs. Alex White
  7. Lightweight Matt Frevola vs. Marco Polo Reyes
  8. Welterweight Thiago Alves vs. Zak Cummings
  9. Women’s Flyweight Kalindra Faria vs. Jessica Eye
  10. Women’s Bantamweight Talita Bernardo vs. Irene Aldana
  11. Women’s Strawweight Danielle Taylor vs. JJ Aldrich
  12. Featherweight Mike Santiago vs. Mads Burnell
  13. Bantamweight Kyung Ho Kang vs. Guido Cannetti

 

 

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