Mercedes-Benz Superdome
New Orleans, Louisiana, USA
Come one, come all to the Grand Daddy of them all: WRESTLEMANIA!
It probably says something about our society that watching barely clothed men fake fight in front of 70,000 people is a shared experience (bearly clothed). What it says will be left to the philosophers and anthropologists, for now, we will all join together in communion and enjoy what happens. This will be a combination of tweets, thoughts, gifs, and so on. It’ll be fun, I promise.
WRESTLEMANIA 34 POLL
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WRESTLEMANIA 34 FREE LIVE STREAM (of consciousness) THOUGHTS AND TWEETS
(No one knows what order things will be in so just jump around a bit, ok?)
@BraunStrowman best option for a #WRESTLEMANIA pa rtner is …https://t.co/EkcLCspaqN pic.twitter.com/xkI76HeXmm
— ⒽalfGuarded (@HalfGuarded) April 8, 2018
Why did they have a man who doesn’t know how to speak try to talk people into spending money? #WrestleMania
— ⒽalfGuarded (@HalfGuarded) April 8, 2018
Brock Lesnar (c) (with Paul Heyman) vs. Roman Reigns Singles
WWE Universal Championship
BROCK WON!!!
AJ Styles (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura Singles
WWE Championship
The Miz (c) vs. Seth Rollins vs. Finn Bálor Triple threat match
WWE Intercontinental Championship
what a scene pic.twitter.com/kVKMQHCYKd
— Pav (@WrestlinGifs) April 8, 2018
https://twitter.com/davidmurphymma/status/983125017910239233?s=21
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Nia Jax
WWE Raw Women’s Championship
Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Asuka
WWE SmackDown Women’s Championship
- Of all the women in the world it is Ric Flair‘s kid who ends up doing more to make women respectable than anyone in wrestling history. I realize watching her that she has an amazing ability to be portrayed as nothing but an athlete. She’s not ever involved in romance feuds or anything like that. Everything she’s ever done has been serious and dedicated towards her proving herself as the best. Who would have ever thought that it would be his kid to end of the objectification of women.
The #SDLive #WomensChampionship has to be in SERIOUS jeopardy for @MsCharlotteWWE after this.#WrestleMania pic.twitter.com/lOnAlXHw1I
— WWE (@WWE) April 8, 2018
LADY FLAIR WINS!
New Orleans: WHERE STREAKS GO TO END. #WrestleMania pic.twitter.com/EceEU3L4Y4
— WWE (@WWE) April 8, 2018
最高に強くて最高にカッコいい明日華さん。@WWEAsuka
本当に本当に尊敬します。
いつか明日華さんと試合ができたら、、、それまでにもっと心身共に鍛えたいと思います！ pic.twitter.com/j6ijHmaqqE— Kairi Sane (@KAIRI_official) April 9, 2018
Cedric Alexander vs. Mustafa Ali
Vacant WWE Cruiserweight Championship
I think these guys are TOO athletic. Flip dives and shit were better when I wasn’t sure if the guys would live or not.#WRESTLEMANIA https://t.co/EkcLCspaqN
— ⒽalfGuarded (@HalfGuarded) April 8, 2018
They just did a move and I legit have no idea who was supposed to get hurt. #WrestleMania https://t.co/EkcLCspaqN
— ⒽalfGuarded (@HalfGuarded) April 8, 2018
Kurt Angle and Ronda Rousey vs. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon
Looks like all that #WrestleMania training that @RondaRousey has been doing just might pay off… she is DOMINATING on The #GrandestStageOfThemAll! pic.twitter.com/1pwXIFZvti
— WWE (@WWE) April 9, 2018
VICTORY for @RondaRousey & @RealKurtAngle as the ROWDY one makes @StephMcMahon TAP OUT! #WrestleMania #TeamRousey pic.twitter.com/wfT2pden9W
— WWE (@WWE) April 9, 2018
I was soooo wrong about Ronda. She’s amazing in the ring. I completely underestimated her athleticism. #WrestleMania34
— ⒽalfGuarded (@HalfGuarded) April 9, 2018
WrestleMania Women’s Battle Royal
I know it was on my tv but I’ll be damned if I remember what happened.
Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn vs. Shane McMahon and Daniel Bryan
#KevinOwens & @SamiZayn have STRUCK from behind…and it is NOT good for @WWEDanielBryan. #WrestleMania pic.twitter.com/ii2KzUmz3m
— WWE (@WWE) April 9, 2018
André the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
For the André the Giant Memorial Trophy
Matt Hardy won. I like battle royals so this is the peak for me.
John Cena vs. The Undertaker
Maybe? Some sorta showdown? Who knows!
I hope Undertaker doesn’t show and kids learn the lesson that you don’t always get what you want. #WrestleMania34
— ⒽalfGuarded (@HalfGuarded) April 9, 2018
Remember that time in UFC when Tito and Chuck were gonna fight but instead lightning blasted the cage!
— ⒽalfGuarded (@HalfGuarded) April 9, 2018
Pro wrestling fucks these guys up so badly that we’re supposed to be impressed if they can simply walk at Undertaker’s age. #WrestleMania34
— ⒽalfGuarded (@HalfGuarded) April 9, 2018
The greatest performer in the HISTORY of #WrestleMania.#Undertaker 👏👏 👏👏👏#Undertaker 👏👏 👏👏👏#Undertaker 👏👏 👏👏👏#Undertaker 👏👏 👏👏👏 pic.twitter.com/lvE0n19xrM
— WWE WrestleMania (@WrestleMania) April 9, 2018
