@MichaelCoughlin
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Brian is doing the UFC, which matters as it is less homoerotic. We will be doing random WWE SUMMERSLAM shit. Some of us are here. We fear a member of our party is literally dead underneath a bridge. No idea what this will be. ENJOY!!
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Jon Stewart out. This is the first thing he does since being overrated on Comedy Central. Good on him for being a fan.
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Seamus beat Orton. So, clearly Orton failed a drug test.
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New Day being amazing. And they won.
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Rusev vs Ziggler sucks. DOUBLE COUNTOUT. OMG. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What Mkoke
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Green Arrow won after kicking someone in the chest sooooooooo hard.
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Big show three way. Here’s your report: this is gonna suck. It was ok.
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Wyatt out with horns. SUPPORTING CECIL!! Dean and Roman won clean. I was oping they would passionately kiss. They didn’t.
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Cena and Rollins now. Fuck finish time. It was Jon Stewart used a chair on Cena. Pedigree. Rollins wins.
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Women’s match. They’re killing each other. Fuck.
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owen won. It was good.
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Taker time vs Brock.
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