Bull with Flaming Horns Smashes Moron
July 15th, 2015 by The PunMaster General
First, let me say I am happy with that title. It gets the point across quite well.
Second, let me say I have done some stupid things in my life. When I was about 11, I threw a wooden axe that a friend had gotten from Medieval Times at my brother as he ran from my Little Brother Rage. I missed him, and our parent’s insanely expensive grandfather clock by inches. (Mike: minutes later you also threw a fucking scissors at me that ended up getting stuck in the wall and you covered the hole with White-Out which actually kept mom fooled for years.)
I know stupid. I am at least a little stupid. But man, there is stupid, and there’s this guy. He taunted a bull. A real bull. A big bull. And ITS HORNS ARE ON FIRE.
It does not end well. Enjoy this moment. Savor it. There are very few of you, other than the Canadians, who are this stupid. Bask in the knowledge that you will never do something this horrendously foolish.
Then watch it again and laugh some more.