Daniel Cormier vs Voltron

Someone Needs to Give Daniel Cormier a Wedgie

November 14th, 2017 by Mike Coughlin

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@HalfGuarded

 

Daniel Cormier is a dork. He gets his ass beat in the most humiliating loss of his life, then has the promotion give him his belt back like it’s a consolation prize, is cringeworthy on color commentary, and now he’s been reduced to hyping up his next title fight with … Volkan Oezdemir.

 

You poor, sad, sad, sad, and poor man.

 

Let me pause here.

 

I wrote all of that before watching the video, because the idea of what Cormier might do was embarrassing. I knew it involved Cormier and a reference to a rapper, and since he’s whiter than I am that won’t work well. Then I watched it…

 

When @volkan_oezdemir says he’s gonna knock me out in the very 1st round smh #youngjeezy lol

A post shared by Daniel "DC" Cormier (@dc_mma) on

 

Sweet baby Jeezuz, this man is SUCH A FUCKING DORK. FUCKING JEEZUZ! NEVER DO A FUCKING THING LIKE THIS AGAIN.

 

That was the audio equivalent of your dog dragging ass on new white carpet.

 

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