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UFC 214 Results, Coverage, and Fun Stuff

July 29th, 2017 by Mike Coughlin

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Anaheim, Cucks-a-fornia

@HalfGuarded

 

Congratulations to Brother Brian, co-founder of the site, as he gets married tonight!

 

This fucks me, because I’m best man and *in theory* should be paying attention to whatever duties that foists upon me.  I’m still gonna watch this somehow. (Trust me, marriage ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.  I know…)

 

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UFC 214 News

  • Cerrone is hurt.  Fight against Lawler is moved to UFC 214.
  • Read all about the history of shitty title choices by the UFC HERE.
  • The cool trailer is HERE.
  • The nine minutes of previewing video is HERE.

 

 

 


 

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Main Card – PPV

 

 

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Daniel Cormier (c) vs. Jon Jones

UFC Light Heavyweight Championship

What Happened?

Cormier did well for ten minutes. He pressed and boxed well. Then the third started and it was like everything was sucked from his soul. Jones blistered him with a variety of strikes, leading to a head to the kick. Cormier was fucked from there. Jones swarmed, grounded and pounded, death. Cormier was out cold as Jones walked around, the young lion having returned and reclaimed his land. Jon Jones = Simba.

 

UFC 214 WINNER: Jones, R3, KO

 

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Should You Watch?

Dec

 

 

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Tyron Woodley (c) vs. Demian Maia

UFC Welterweight Championship

What Happened?

Pure. Fucking. Objective boredom. Maia couldn’t get the fight to the ground. Woodley was fine doing very little. I hope they both sleep outside for a week because of this.

 

UFC 214 WINNER: Woodley, dec.

 

Should You Watch?

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Cristiane Justino vs. Tonya Evinger

New UFC Women’s Featherweight Championship (sigh)

What Happened?

Did you bet money that Cyborg would walk through everything Tonya had to offer before knocking out another smaller opponent? You win! (You win double if you had it going into the third.)

 

UFC 214 WINNER: Cyborg, R3, KO

 

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Should You Watch?

Dec

 

 

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Robbie Lawler vs. Donald Cerrone

Welterweight

What Happened?

Two men. Three rounds. Fifteen minutes. One war. It was everything you’d want. Lawler won the decision but either man could’ve got it.

 

UFC 214 WINNER: Lawler, dec.

 

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Should You Watch?

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Jimmo vs. Manuwa

Jimi Manuwa vs. Volkan Oezdemir

Light Heavyweight

What Happened?

Voltron murdered a black Englishman. It took like two minutes. A short uppercut inside lead to Voltron literally just pushing over Manuwa and Manuwa’s head bouncing off the mat en route to the KO.

 

UFC 214 WINNER: Voltron, R1, KO

 

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Should You Watch?

Dec

 

 


 

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Prelims on FXX(!)

 

 

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Ricardo Lamas vs. Jason Knight

Featherweight

 

 

 

 

 

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Aljamain Sterling vs. Renan Barão

Catchweight (140 lbs)

What Happened?

 

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Brian Ortega vs. Renato Moicano

Featherweight

What Happened?

 

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Andre Fili vs. Calvin Kattar

Featherweight

What Happened?

 

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Prelims on Fight Pass

 

 

Kailin Curran

Kailin Curran vs. Alexandra Albu

Women’s Strawweight

What Happened?

 

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Eric Shelton vs. Jarred Brooks

Flyweight

What Happened?

 

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Josh Burkman vs. Drew Dober

Lightweight

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Quick & Dirty UFC 214 FREE LIVE STREAM (of consciousness results)

(Winner in BOLD)

  • Light Heavyweight Daniel Cormier (c) vs. Jon Jones
  • Welterweight Tyron Woodley (c) vs. Demian Maia
  • Women’s Featherweight Cristiane Justino vs. Tonya Evinger
  • Welterweight Robbie Lawler vs. Donald Cerrone
  • Light Heavyweight Jimi Manuwa vs. Volkan Oezdemir

  • Featherweight Ricardo Lamas vs. Jason Knight
  • Catchweight (140 lbs) Aljamain Sterling vs. Renan Barão
  • Featherweight Brian Ortega vs. Renato Moicano
  • Featherweight Andre Fili vs. Calvin Kattar

  • Women’s Strawweight Kailin Curran vs. Alexandra Albu
  • Flyweight Eric Shelton vs. Jarred Brooks
  • Lightweight Josh Burkman vs. Drew Dober

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One Response to “UFC 214 Results, Coverage, and Fun Stuff”

July 28, 2017 at 9:30 pm, Cris Cyborg wants to be beautiful and we won’t let her - HalfGuarded.com said:

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