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UFC JAPAN RESULTS & Racist Humor

September 22nd, 2017 by Mike Coughlin

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Lordy, this is a show, isn’t it?  I’m sure I’ll have scattered thoughts about what happened and those scattered thoughts shall be here.  Oh, and they’ll be part of MMA & STUFF.  Check that podcast out, why dontcha?

 

 


 

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UFC JAPAN RESULTS & Racist Humor – Main Card

 

Maurício Rua Yushin Okami vs. Ovince Saint Preux

Light Heavyweight

What Happened?

Holy. Shit. Okami shot for a takedown, got stuffed, pulled half guard, then OSP purposely set up a Von Flue choke and got it 90 seconds into the fight. Wow. OSP knows that choke, at least. Okami was out so cold his eyes were still open.

 

tony ferguson d'arce choke sub tap

Okami probably wishes he’d tapped.

 

(Dan Hardy then said OSP has more chokes than “whoever Von Flue is.” Poor Jason.)

 

 

Should You Watch?

yes DEC dec

 

 

 

Claudia Gadelha

Credit: @ClaudiaGadelha

Cláudia Gadelha vs. Jéssica Andrade

Women’s Strawweight

What Happened?

Andrade is a monster. Her ground and point here was some of the best you’ll ever see, no hyperbole. She would whip hammerfists to the body so hard they might as well have been Andre the Giant throwing toasters. Cláudia gave it her best, doing well early with her having more speed, but by the end it would’ve been impossible to do anything but not die. How Joanna beat this force of nature is beyond me.

 

 

Then she put on a MASSIVE Indian headdress with the Mexican colors – which she said was for her family in Brazil.

 

KO

 

Should You Watch?

dec

 

(Yes.)

 

Takanori Gomi vs. Dong Hyun Kim

Lightweight

What Happened?

One of the saddest things in MMA history. Seriously. They were on their feet and sorta trading. Gomi even seemed to be in control with his volume and foot movement pressure. Then, Kim land d one single punch and Gomi fell. The once great Japanese man turtles and got hit and then the ref said NO MORE. Gomi literally cannot take a single punch. DO. NOT. LET. HIM. FIGHT. AGAIN.

 

 

Should You Watch?

If it wasn’t Gomi, then yes.

 

 

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Gökhan Saki vs. Henrique da Silva

Light Heavyweight

What Happened?

Saki wasn’t seriously tested with a TD, stuffed them all with rudimentary defense, then cracked hell’s floor with a left hook in the second to win.

 

Should You Watch?

Yeah, I too like seeing the development of CTE in real time.

 

dec

 

 

 

Teruto Ishihara vs. Rolando Dy

Featherweight

What Happened?

First round, Ishihara sorta dropped Dy with a left punch. Then nothing. Third round, Ishihara got kicked in the cock and reacted in pain so much you’d think someone raped his mom with a NOKO ICBM. Ishihara completed his sex change operation in the interim, got a vag, then came back and won the remaining minutes and thus ISHIHARA WON THE FIGHT. Oh, and Dy lost a point for a dick kick. I think that qualifies as a hate crime nowadays.

 

Should You Watch?

Suuuuuuure…

 

dec

 

 

Mizuto Hirota vs. Charles Rosa

Featherweight

What Happened?

 

Should You Watch?

 

 

 

UFC JAPAN RESULTS & Racist Humor – Preliminary Card (FXX)

 

Keita Nakamura vs. Alex Morono

Welterweight

What Happened?

Basically all on the feet. No one was really better. Just lots of missed lines and men trying to not get hit out of fear. K. Naka. won. Sure.

 

Should You Watch?

seinfeld shrug dec DEC

 

 

Jussier Formiga vs. Ulka Sasaki

Flyweight

What Happened?

First round, Formiga brings it down, gets the back, then the choke. That was as simple as it gets in four minutes.

 

Chael sonnen tap out sub

Should You Watch?

Sure.

 

 

Syuri Kondo vs. Chan-Mi Jeon

Women’s Strawweight

What Happened?

I caught the end of this. Well. The last two rounds. The Asian chick won.

 

 

Should You Watch?

donald cerrone fuck you no dec

 

 

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UFC JAPAN RESULTS & Racist Humor – Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass)

 

Daichi Abe vs. Hyun Gyu Lim

Welterweight

What Happened?

 

Should You Watch?

 

 

 

Shinsho Anzai vs. Luke Jumeau

Welterweight

What Happened?

 

Should You Watch?

 

 

 

 

Credit: @ClaudiaGadelha

Credit: @ClaudiaGadelha (and her parents!)

UFC JAPANESE PLACE Results

(Winner in BOLD)(Maybe)

  1. Light Heavyweight Yushin Okami vs. Ovince Saint Preux
  2. Women’s Strawweight Cláudia Gadelha vs. Jéssica Andrade
  3. Lightweight Takanori Gomi vs. Dong Hyun Kim
  4. Light Heavyweight Gökhan Saki vs. Henrique da Silva
  5. Featherweight Teruto Ishihara vs. Rolando Dy
  6. Featherweight Mizuto Hirota vs. Charles Rosa
  7. Welterweight Keita Nakamura vs. Alex Morono
  8. Flyweight Jussier Formiga vs. Ulka Sasaki
  9. Women’s Strawweight Syuri Kondo vs. Chan-Mi Jeon
  10. Welterweight Daichi Abe vs. Hyun Gyu Lim
  11. Welterweight Shinsho Anzai vs. Luke Jumeau

 

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September 23, 2017 at 12:36 pm, TV and Chill - Saturday the 23rd of September - HalfGuarded.com said:

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