Today is BATMAN DAY! It started last year to honor the 75th anniversary of Batman existing. It continues now because you cannot do anything in comic books without later overdoing it. 50/50 shot they kill the day next year and then resurrect it in 2017.
Until that day comes though, we will play along because … We like comics. Just Batman stuff. No need for context because context ruins things. I don’t want to know why I want to know what.
I don’t know now what that means either. Let’s get started.