It’s my mom’s birthday and a perk of running your own highly successful website is you can say, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!!!!
And no one can stop me.
(And she obviously has the patience of Job to have been MY mother for 32 years. She’s not even Catholic and she’s up for saint hood.) As an added bonus, this post shall go up at 11:58 a.m., when I believe she officially came into the world some … 29 years ago.
Also, since she’s reading this, I’m aware there’s a missing comma. I did it for Internet related reasons. I could explain it but it involves Al Gore. (Oh, and don’t look at the rest of the site as you’ll just end up being disappointed with me.)