When I got married. My failure of a marriage had one High Point and that was the honeymoon. I spent it in the hotel room with my ex-wife for a weekend. I just mostly fucked the living hell out of her as much as I could, drink wine, and watched the heat. And now there is a sequel. The real question is: will I get more pussy?
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Do You Want to watch The Heat 2?
Will There Be The Heat 2?
We asked around Hollywood and two independent agents each told us that they thought there would be a sequel to the movie the heat. Both of these stars are even bigger now and the me to movement is money.
The Heat 2 RUMORS
I don’t think there’s going to be anything all that unique to find out in rumors. This is not the kind of movie that you go out of your way to look for spoilers and discuss in depth, like you would with something like Star Wars for example, but we did talk to a couple of writers that we know and they assured us that if this movie is made it will have a good and fun script that makes sure we maximize all of the charisma of the two women.
Possible The Heat 2 Names
- Out of The Heat and Into the Kitchen
- The Lukewarm
- Hotter Than Heat
- Miami Heat
Who’s directing The Heat 2?
This is yet another question that nobody thought to ask. I blame our intern, Steven. That’s not really true, the blame is mostly on me. But does anyone really know who the director of comedy movies is anyway? Of course not.
The Heat 2 Writers
This is an impossible question to answer because the real answer is that many many many many many people work on the script but only in the last two or three will get a writing credit. This is just the reality of Hollywood comedy movies. So many different comedians come in and play around with the script that it is ultimately very impossible to know who did what.
The Heat 2 Pictures
WATCH The Heat 2 Trailer
The Heat 2 Release Date
I was told that they are eyeballing a July 2021 release date. They have high hopes of this could be a tentpole comedy summer movie.
The Heat 2 Cast
The chick from Gilmore girls and the chick from the movie about the bus will of course return to the heat part two. There’s not really any purpose or reason to do this movie if they are not involved, you know what I mean?
The Heat 2 Box Office
I bet the studios are secretly hoping that this will do north of $300 million in domestic box office. I don’t know how realistic that is but in this crazy environment we live in now, where women everywhere are feeling righteous and powerful, maybe they will go to the movies more. I know that’s what I would do if I suddenly gained control over my life.
Final Thoughts on The Heat 2
I can’t really say exactly why my marriage ended but in hindsight I guess it all worked out for the best. After her I had sex with many who were not her and that makes me a bit of a legendary play boy. Or it means that I am the principal offender in a gigantic me too scandal story of my own.
Love is fickle.
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