Just when you thought you were out, they pull you back in with the International Star Wars Trailer Leak! The last trailer was amazing, of course, and whetted the appetite for December. This? It’s like eating a wonderful steak and then someone say, “Oh, hey, would you like another steak – one that tastes better?” Yes, please.
This trailer is Japanese in origin and it shows A TON of new footage. A shocking amount. So much that it’s mind boggling this is out. Not only is it new footage but it’s a ton of dialogue and gives geeks like you (not me, of course) a lot to chew on as you come up with your secret theories and such. This is a good thing. Speculation is usually better than The Thing but let us hold out (a new) hope that Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens is different. A mold breaking son of a bitch that actually surpasses all nerd-boy expectations and makes us realize: life was worth living up to this point.
Or it’ll just be a good movie. One of those. Did you know that Star Wars Episode VII is directed by JJ Abrams? That it stars Han Solo (but not Hope Solo and her butthole) and Chewie? That the leads are a white chick and a black man and that there is an actual movement against this. Which is weird because when I first saw them it never even occurred to me that something weird was happening (I’m very open minded, you see). I’m not sure if it’s people thinking this is an interacial marriage thing, or maybe a gay marriage thing (someone could be transgendered). It is curious. Oh. Right. The video. Here you go. YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!