Just in time for Columbus Day, Steve Jobs hits us all in the face to give us a movie about a man who is most known for making phones that have been so ubiquitous there will be a warning tell us not to use them during the movie. Dancing Fucking Popcorn dishonoring god Jobs legacy in a way the Apple PENCiL never could.
For you, here: the latest Steve Jobs trailer for said film, which you get to watch. Use your android device to stream it now! It stars Michael Fassbender and I dunno, Kate Winslet and other people I don’t know or don’t care about in this movie. Ohhhhhhh. Seth Rogan wants to be serious now. Anyway, behold and FEAST!