In June of this year, the UFC is going to Singapore. They’ve been there before. I’ve seen people reporting this and treating it like it’s some sort of important deal.
No clue why.
Apparently, the UFC didn’t go to Asia in all of 2016. They were supposed to be in the Philipeans (WTF? I asked auro-correct to fix that and it did not give me a suggestion. I’m not gonna look it up. You know where I’m talking about.) but that fell through and delayed the death of BJ Penn’s career a few more months.
Why am I, your humble but always right, editor in chief writing about this? Because I’m bored, the picture above is super pretty because Singapore is one of those AMAZING places to visit but if I actually had to live there I’d be caned daily because I’m an asshole, and lunch isn’t for another 30 minutes. (I’m having it catered for the staff as part of our usual Thursday Free Lunch Program. Today, the food comes to us from a sponsor: shit from a truckstop freezer.)
By the way, if the UFC has balls and a sense of humor, they’ll book Lady Cyborg on the show. Because, you know…