“It just isn’t. Yours is a pain in the ass with its own special doctor. It’s like a Lamborghini.”
“Desired and expensive.”
“But the upkeep is a bitch and you’re not sure if it’s worth the trouble.”
“You and your dirty Jeep. Drive them into the ground and don’t even bother with an oil check until it stops working.
“Gets stuck in the mud and gun it until you’re out.”
“Yours is welcomed everywhere. It shows up at a party and people go, ‘Wow, look at that. Things just got a little classier.’ Mine shows up and it’s beer and lawn chairs in the drive.”
“You have the freedom of utility.”