It’s 3 am and I get a drunk text message from an agent’s assistant I know in Hollywood. After ignoring the dick pic, I saw that he was telling me there are real plans to make SALT TWO! I swear, you can’t make this shit up.
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Do You Want to watch Salt 2 – Salt Movie 2?
Will There Be Salt 2 – Salt Movie 2?
I don’t think there will be, I really don’t. Yes, someone said there will, and that person has a decent track record, but COME ON: this movie wasn’t very good and Angelina Jolie is, like, 60 now, right?
HOLY SHIT, SHE IS ONLY 42?!
That’s been a HARD life, hasn’t it? Billy Bob’s boner will do that to ya, I guess.
Salt 2 – Salt Movie 2 RUMORS
I guess the main thinking is that since part of the first movie involved Salt being tortured in a North Korean prison, and because North Korea is all over the news, that means some Hollywood dude thinks this is relevant again. This, from the town that got scared off by NOKO hackers with that dumb movie with the fat, ginger, Jewish dude. Look, they’ve made movies for worse reasons – mostly those horrible reasons are, “Someone blew Harvey Weinstein.” This all ends with a Jolie sex tape, her being railed from behind by Harv, doesn’t it? Jeezuz, that would truly be an indignity.
(btw, she’s actually a pretty cool person, by H-Town standards. I think she is legit committed to her causes and not just doing them all for attention. Still…)
Possible Salt 2 – Salt Movie 2 Names
- Salt and Pepper
Who’s directing Salt 2 – Salt Movie 2?
Literally, no one cares. NO ONE AT ALL. You just need a good stunt coordinator and you’re all set to rock and roll. Like, the original director went on to make The Giver, so I don’t think the studio is particular here.
Salt 2 – Salt Movie 2 Writers
Kurt Wimmerwrote the first movie and is attached to the sequel, so there’s that. I guess this is his passion project or whatever. What a sad passion.
Salt 2 – Salt Movie 2 Pictures
WATCH Salt 2 – Salt Movie 2 Trailer
Salt 2 – Salt Movie 2 Release Date
The source we spoke with said they wanted to release the sequel to Salt on April 1, 2021. We’ll see about that, won’t we?
Salt 2 – Salt Movie 2 Cast
Does anyone care about anyone in this besides Jolie? What’s she been up to anyways? Stealing more brown babies?
Salt 2 – Salt Movie 2 Box Office
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now you know why this might get made. The first one almost tripled its budget at the box office, which is AMAZING. People really like Jolie, don’t they?
Final Thoughts on Salt 2 – Salt Movie 2
My floor was smacked upside its head by my jaw when our source said this might really happen. Then, as that wound festered, someone poured some salt in it.
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