THE TOP TEN ASSES OF ALL TIME
November 18th, 2017 by Mike Coughlin
There is one body part above all others that unifies mankind: the ass. Women like men’s asses; men like women’s asses. Gay, straight – whatever the other letters stand for in LGBTQQIAAP (that’s a real acronym – “not comfortable in the 1950s” would be easier) – we all love asses. And this? This is the TOP TEN ASSES OF ALL TIME.
Originally, this idea was spurred on by
a woman at the mall Ronda Rousey. This is Rousey, below. She’s back to being a sex symbol again and this is part of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition. Remember, she’s all about being an athlete first and whatever else second. Sure. This is also a first as it’s the first actual nudity in site history because that’s all paint! The painted swimsuit thing has been done before so this isn’t shocking or new. This is what she does when she’s not hosting SNL. Methinks she didn’t learn her lesson from last November…
That said, whatever. It’s a fine enough ass. I don’t think anyone would be unhappy with said ass but is it one of the TOP TEN BEST ASSES OF ALL TIME? I don’t think so. Because all of these are! And trust me, we consulted a panel of experts on this for days on end; covered every angle; looked in every crack. This is infallible.
THE TOP 10 ASSES OF ALL TIME!!
Top Ten Asses #10
Very classic design, the Democratic Party has been the party of the ass since well before Bill Clinton and JFK. It dates back the 1800s and was popularized by the legendary Thomas Nast for Harper’s Weekly. The term “jackass” had been associated with Democrats in the past but it was Nast who truly made it into an icon. Nast also created the elephant as the symbol for the Republican party. Other things Nast did? Drew the modern day vision of what we all know is Santa Claus. Prior to Nast, Santa wasn’t a big fat jolly guy. Nast is kind of a big deal, historically.
Top Ten Asses #9
Top Ten Asses #8
Responsible for more childhood related injuries than any other TV show besides pro wrestling.
Top Ten Asses #7
Top Ten Asses #6
I grew up thinking that was my name for the first fifteen years of my life. I also stole that joke from someone else. I’m the Carlos Mencia of this website.
Top Ten Asses #5
I don’t know if anyone has ever made more money off of having what is simply a fat ass. She also gets negative points for being Armenian.
Top Ten Asses #4
Top Ten Asses #3
Top Ten Asses #2
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand………………….. The #1 ass of all time, the ass of all asses, is….
Top Ten Asses #1