Des Moines, IA-
During an interview with Ebony Magazine, President Trump took credit for many advancements in African American culture, including February having 29 days this year.
“The blacks are flourishing under me. Unemployment is so low we’re going to gave to start firing some blacks just to make it fair to Asians and Other Unwhite minorities.”
Trump went on to gush about all the things he’s done for African Americans since he’s been in office.
“Since I’ve been in office the blacks have seen achievements that Obama was unable to provide. Here’s a list:
1. Eminem performed at the Oscars
2. Bad Boys 3
3. 4 spinoffs from The TV Show Power
4. A British African American World Heavyweight Champion Boxer
5. 29 Days For Black History Month
When Trump was informed that February has 29 days every 4 years, and it’s called a Leap Year he disagreed.
“More fake news from those crackers at CNN, or as I like to call it Cracker News Network. I told The Senate to add a day. If you believe in leap years I’ve got a wall to sell you….no seriously if you want to put in on this wall it would help a lot.”