You just watched some men and women beat each other up but it wasn’t enough, was it?
Now you need more, don’t you?
You aren’t satiated with blood, no, you need to see them dance around one last time. Parade themselves in front of you like black and blue show dogs. Fuck you, Michael Vick, Fuck. You.
ON WE GO TO THE PRESSER!
UFC Kansas City Post Show Conference with the Annoying Press
UFC on FOX 24 Results
- Flyweight Demetrious Johnson (c) vs. Wilson Reis
- Women’s Strawweight Rose Namajunas vs. Michelle Waterson
- Middleweight Ronaldo Souza vs. Robert Whittaker
- Featherweight Jeremy Stephens vs. Renato Moicano
- Heavyweight Alexander Volkov vs. Roy Nelson
- Bantamweight Patrick Williams vs. Tom Duquesnoy
- Lightweight Bobby Green vs. Rashid Magomedov
- Flyweight Tim Elliott vs. Louis Smolka
- Middleweight Devin Clark vs. Jake Collier
- Middleweight Anthony Smith vs. Andrew Sanchez
- Bantamweight Aljamain Sterling vs. Augusto Mendes
- Welterweight Zak Cummings vs. Nathan Coy
- Women’s Bantamweight Ashlee Evans-Smith vs. Ketlen Vieira